Meticulous Yoga Bob

Mom: I’m doing Match.com. Ugh.
Me: any catches on there?
Mom: I’m emailing one guy named Bob who does a lot of yoga. I think he is probably scrawny.
Me: Probably
Mom: He says he’s “meticulous.” He LOOKS meticulous.
Me: that probably means he has OCD.
Mom: I bet you’re right. He IS a virgo.